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Stories/Jokes
From the Smith County Pioneer

 Slang Dictionary

-- Sterilizer (v) What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
-- Full name (n.) What you call your child when you are mad.
-- Hearsay (n.) What toddlers do when anyone utters a dirty word.

-- "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in the basement. (Chinese proverb)
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 June Meetings: Mike Akulow, Program Chair
- June 7 - Bonar Menninger, The June 8th 1966 Topeka Tornado
- June 14 - Ron Brown, Topeka School Safety
- June 21 - Various Guest for Anniversary Recognition of both the Optimist Reading Program at the Juvenile Detention Center and Lowman Hills Mentoring program
- June 28 - Chad Omitt, National Weather Service, Review of the Great Flood of 1993
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Sorry, the minutes have not been made available for the last two weeks.

It was reported two weeks ago that the Spaghetti Feed for this Friday was cancelled. However, in the meantime, the regular Friday Optimist meeting has been moved to evening and there will be a catered spaghetti dinner at Christ the King Church. (No meeting at the Top of the Tower) Be sure to call Nancy to let her know if you can attend. Bring your spouse and a potential member. Prospective guests are free!
6:00 - Social Time
6:30 - Dinner
7:00 - Speaker