CURRENT NEWS

Stories/Jokes
From the Smith County Pioneer

Riddles:
--Q. Which of your senses tend to diminish as you grow older?
  A. My sense of decency!
-- Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
  A. You ask me one more question about growing old and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!!
-- Q. If you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
  A. Three days of steady drinking should do it!
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 February 1st Newsletter
Past President, Clyde Kensinger, chaired the meeting in the absence of President, Misty. She was out of town on business.
Ted Heim, Program Chairman for the month of February, introduced Ted Heim as speaker. He had nothing but great things to say about the speaker.
Ted pointed out the benefits of humor, indicating that adults do not laugh as much as children.
He then played selections from tapes he has obtained or been given of the radio shows of Bob & Ray.

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 February 8th Newsletter
President, Misty Kruger, chaired the meeting. Several items were brought up, including information about the oratorical and essay contests, and the results of the chile supper.(Since you newsletter editor did not take notes, information on these subjects will be available at a later date)
Ted Heim, Program Chairman for the month of February, introduced one of our members, Bill Gannaway, who provided the club with some interesting tidbits about his early ministry and the road that lead him to Topeka. Mrs. Gannaway visited the club and verified all the information that was presented.



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