CURRENT NEWS
Stories/Jokes
From the Smith County Pioneer
Riddles:
--Q. Which of your senses tend to diminish as you grow older?
A. My sense of decency!
-- Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while talking?
A. You ask me one more question about growing old and I'll give you a
gesture you'll never forget!!
-- Q. If you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you
be?
A. Three days of steady drinking should do it!
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February 1st Newsletter |
Past President, Clyde Kensinger, chaired the
meeting in the absence of President, Misty. She
was out of town on business. Ted Heim, Program Chairman for the month of February, introduced Ted Heim as speaker. He had nothing but great things to say about the speaker. Ted pointed out the benefits of humor, indicating that adults do not laugh as much as children. He then played selections from tapes he has obtained or been given of the radio shows of Bob & Ray. Information on the drawings are not available |
February 8th Newsletter |
President, Misty Kruger, chaired the
meeting. Several items were brought up,
including information about the oratorical and
essay contests, and the results of the chile
supper.(Since you newsletter editor did not
take notes, information on these subjects will
be available at a later date) Ted Heim, Program Chairman for the month of February, introduced one of our members, Bill Gannaway, who provided the club with some interesting tidbits about his early ministry and the road that lead him to Topeka. Mrs. Gannaway visited the club and verified all the information that was presented. Information on the drawings are not available |