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From the Smith County Pioneer

Summary of the results found from the TSA body scanner. (I suspect this is not real but it could be from stories posted on internet)
The number of terrorists discovered is zero; number of transvestites is 133; hernias, 1,485; hemorrhoid cases, 3,173; enlarged prostates, 8,249; breast implants, 59,359; and natural blondes, 3.
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November 16th Newsletter